I wasn’t ready for that.
I don’t think anyone was ready for that.
when u say a really clever comeback without stuttering
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
Gordo keepin it real
once my friend was waiting for her mom to pick her up and she called her mom and her mom said “im on my way, the traffic is just slow, im coming” and my friend went “mom i called the house phone”